one of the few scenarios in which reading a review is not helpful

After an hour spent reading over reviews of local tattoo artists, I’ve come to the conclusion that there are never going to BE any honest (negative) reviews, as people are too stubborn to admit that their OWN tattoos (you know, the ones that are going to be plastered to their flesh for the rest. of. their. lives,) …look like POO!

(Thus making it very difficult to find what I’m looking for.)